1. Wake Up On The Wrong Side Of The Bed. Have Intense Flashbacks And Remember What I Was So Pissed About.
2. Shower Anger. Why All These Bottles? !%#&*@ You, Shampoo. You’re Amost Empty Anyway.
3. Stupid Pants. Stupid Shirt. Why Are All Of My Clothes So Stupid?
4. I Don’t Even Like My Own Face Right Now.
5. Heaven Help The Poor Fool Who Tries To Pass You Today.
6. Same Goes For Anyone Who Chooses To Block My Path Or Walk Too Slowly In Front.
7. Friends Are Maybe A Little Scared And Probably Don’t Want To Touch Me.
8. And Just When It Seems Like It’s All Good I Lash Out At Everyone Like An Angry Buffalo.
9. Ugh. Even Food Cannot Quell My Venom.
10. Every Request Is Met With An Under-the-breath Curse Today.
11. I Have No Tolerance For The Foolish Decisions/Fashion Choices Of Others Right Now.
12. My Strength Is Now Tenfold And I Can Take Down Enemies/Innocent Passersby In One Feel Swoop.
13. Someone Disagrees With Me Today? Run ‘em Down.
14. My Rage Has Now Regressed Into More Of An Elaborate Tantrum Than Anything Else…
15. … But That Does Not Mean That It Is Any Less Powerful.
16. Go Home And Retreat Into Your Nest Of Pissy-ness. Do Not Disturb.
Maybe In Reality Though, I Should Sneak In Some Serious Meditation Time…
2. Shower Anger. Why All These Bottles? !%#&*@ You, Shampoo. You’re Amost Empty Anyway.
3. Stupid Pants. Stupid Shirt. Why Are All Of My Clothes So Stupid?
4. I Don’t Even Like My Own Face Right Now.
5. Heaven Help The Poor Fool Who Tries To Pass You Today.
6. Same Goes For Anyone Who Chooses To Block My Path Or Walk Too Slowly In Front.
7. Friends Are Maybe A Little Scared And Probably Don’t Want To Touch Me.
8. And Just When It Seems Like It’s All Good I Lash Out At Everyone Like An Angry Buffalo.
9. Ugh. Even Food Cannot Quell My Venom.
10. Every Request Is Met With An Under-the-breath Curse Today.
11. I Have No Tolerance For The Foolish Decisions/Fashion Choices Of Others Right Now.
12. My Strength Is Now Tenfold And I Can Take Down Enemies/Innocent Passersby In One Feel Swoop.
13. Someone Disagrees With Me Today? Run ‘em Down.
14. My Rage Has Now Regressed Into More Of An Elaborate Tantrum Than Anything Else…
15. … But That Does Not Mean That It Is Any Less Powerful.
16. Go Home And Retreat Into Your Nest Of Pissy-ness. Do Not Disturb.
Maybe In Reality Though, I Should Sneak In Some Serious Meditation Time…
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